What’s hotter than a beautiful woman smoking weed? Not much, man. Maybe a beautiful woman smoking weed who then uploads footage to YouTube.
Something about feminine grace combined with cannabinoid-based consciousness alteration seems to hold us in thrall.
The act of smoking, already rife with sexy possibilities, becomes an even more potent statement of sensuality when manifesting itself through an attractive female.
For all you degenerate stoner poon hounds, male and female, I present for your delectation and enjoyment, after grueling research, Toke of the Town‘s Top 10 YouTube Chicks Smoking Weed.
10. Go To That Place Where The Calm Is On Your Face
Extra points awarded to luhluhluhlinz
for her sheer wholesome cuteness.
Even more extra points awarded for the incredible volume of her bad-ass bong hit!
9. Girl Hits The Bong Pt. 2
Poooochie describes this as her “going out for dinner with mom” bong hit…
Thanks for the cleavage, Poooochie!
8. Bong Hits
Zstarstruck describes this as “A lazy ass vid done at 3 a.m. day after Thanksgiving… Yay for bong hits!… I’m hella stoney and super cozy.”
Major extra points for being possibly the highest looking girl in this entire collection. Nice bedroom eyes, too…
7. Smoke Weed
Nothin’ fancy here… Just a beautiful girl and her pipe, but danged if she ain’t fun to watch.
TaylorMicheleWynn is minimalist in her video description as well: “Me getting highh as fuuuuck.” I’m in favor of it…
6. Number 2
YouTube user cunnalingus gets kudos for her “doesn’t suck” screen name, her way-sexy pout, and her impressive mega hits.
Additional points for passing the blunt to us at the end!
5. Big Weed Hits
“I am aware that I am wasting sweet sensi,” SmokingBuddah8o8
explains. “But the thing is, I’m just displaying or trying to display that chicks can take some big hits.
“That’s all,” she says. “No bitch hits here.” Color us convinced.
4. Girls, Weed & Bong Hits!
Extra points for the snappy editing; it’s all “good parts!”
3. Sexy Miss X-mas Smoking Weed
Oh, come on. A chick (mariamarihuana) dancing around in a Santa cap and bikini, getting high and showing us her pubic tattoo…
Maybe it ain’t Shakespeare, but what’s not to love? Ho, ho, HO!
2. Tera Does Weed
Porn star Tera Patrick discusses her longtime love for marijuana while getting photographed for the cover of High Times magazine’s August 2008 issue.
Tera’s natural charm overcomes the fact that, technically, she doesn’t actually smoke any fuckin’ weed in the vid, which was shot by Bobby Black and uploaded by templedragon420
takes the top spot, with a strong performance overcoming her iffy eyeshadow (which freaks me out a little) and her hard-edged street wisdom (which doesn’t).
Oh, you wanna know why this vid ranked #1? Chill, dude. Maybe green’s my favorite color.
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