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|When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t lift himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can put you in a world of pain. But never fear; the new “Chuck Norris” pot strain can probably relieve it.
Los Angeles dispensaries are featuring a new strain of medical marijuana — and Walker Texas Ranger
star Chuck Norris reportedly isn’t thrilled.
The new strain, “Chuck Norris’ Black and Blue Dream” is rumored to have (you guessed it!) a real “kick” to it, reports TMZ.com
It’s definitely an unauthorized use of the martial arts star’s name, according to Chuck’s representative, but the Norris team reportedly hasn’t decided yet if legal action will be taken.
“Maybe Chuckie should just lighten up,” opines the Boston Herald.
“Or at least trademark his name so he can make a few bucks off it!”
But, as noted by the Herald, that’s seems rather unlikely, given the 70-year-old Norris’s very conservative political views. (The pugilistic partisan even served on the board of directors of the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools.)
“Besides, Chuck Norris doesn’t get high… he makes everyone else low,” offers TMZ.com.