If you’ve smoked very much marijuana and had very much sex, you know they’re both lots of fun, and you know they go together spectacularly well. There’s nothing quite like combining the relaxed sensual enhancement of cannabis and some quality time with a smokin’ partner.
|Mamakind: “I am everything you are and some shit you ain’t never heard of”|
I’m a bisexual, polyamorous, swinging Prairie BudBabe, ex-West Coast Cheeba Chick, former Montreal MarijuanaMaven, I am everything you are and some shit you ain’t never heard of. Believe me, I encourage anything that contributes to the Total Being Orgasm, so if you have anything to share that you think might curl my toes, BRING IT ON.Alternatively, if you have any burning questions regarding pleasures of the flesh, mind and spirit — and where the three shall meet — I’ll do my darnedest to clear the smoke for you. If it requires a deep and personal investigation — oh yes, people, Mamakind cares to ease your cannabis/coital and psychedelic/sexual concerns that much.
|Mamakind: “Think of his entire genital area as a keyboard; it’s 1982 and you’re Thomas Dolby”|
I thanked him for putting that much effort into thinking about my goofy idea for longer than an hour, which is probably fifty nine-and-a-half minutes more than it deserved. I honestly didn’t expect that he’d remember it, much less attempt to make one.
Then, lo and behold: a humble brown box, slightly smaller than a breadbox, arrived labeled Attn: Mamakind, about a year-and-a-half later. I was astonished to pull out what appeared to be the world’s first pussytoker. A palm-sized, hourglass-shaped gourd is fitted with a glass bowl. Rubber surgical tubing leads to the bottom of a dildo-shaped gourd with a tiny, peehole-lookin’ hole at the other end. It brought tears to my eyes and wetness to my crotch. There were even instructions! I was so excited to try it I almost pulled it out on the bus home.
When is a dick not just a dick? When it’s a few of many erogenous zones. Think of his entire genital area as a keyboard; it’s 1982 and you’re Thomas Dolby. Men have a whole bunch of love buttons and if you learn to work them right, you’ll be blinding him with sighs in no time.