Ladies and gentlemen, allows us to introduce you to Ms. Crystal Metheney.
You didn’t read that wrong. Your mind isn’t screwing around with you. This woman from Polk County has the perfect Florida name. She was arrested back in early May. The charge: shooting a “missile” into a “occupied vehicle.” The 36-year-old bonded out for the charge the next day. Which is perfect. That means she’s free to meet Edward Cocaine on a blind date.
Florida, we have to get these two together. Want to help? Head over to the Broward-Palm Beach New Times for more.