I think it’s essential at Thanksgiving that we remember what’s important and yes, what we are thankful for, as we lay out our fat pants in anticipation for a day of complete stuffage. Before we begin the mental preparation needed for enduring the forced march that is Uncle Bill and the onslaught of his incredibly misguided and alcohol-scented opinions, before it gets crazy, this is what I’m thankful for. 

I’m thankful that every day, marijuana becomes more accepted.

I’m thankful for the people who celebrate 4/20 as a holiday. It is a flame for the rest of the world to smell.