|Photo: Stark County Jail
|Donald Duck just wanted some pizza, dude. But he managed to ruffle a few feathers trying to get it.
I know drunk driving’s no laughing matter, but this still quacks me up. Police in Massillon, Ohio, have arrested 51-year-old Donald Norman Duck after he pulled into a drive through pizzeria and repeatedly bumped the car ahead of him, reports Mike Waterhouse at NewsNet5.
Duck was taken into custody at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday, facing a felony charge of drunk driving and misdemeanor charges of marijuana possession and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to Ben Muessig at AOL News
According to the driver whose vehicle was repeatedly struck, Donald Duck stuck his head out the car window and shouted, “Sorry dude, something must be wrong with my brakes.”
The other driver said that’s when she called 911.
When police arrived on the scene, officers said they smelled alcohol on the suspect and noticed that he had red eyes.
While searching for his driver’s license, Duck pulled out a bag containing what looked like marijuana, according to police, then reportedly confessed to officers that he’d had a “few drinks,” smoked some marijuana, and took some prescription medication before taking a little spin to get some pizza.
Duck was taken into custody after police said he failed a sobriety test.
Local cops claim they are familiar with Duck’s quacky escapades. “He’s a frequent flier,” Capt. Joe Herrick of the Massillon Police Department told Fox 13
“He’s got multiple previous DUIs, multiple previous no operator’s license and operating under suspension, so he’s not that good a driver,” Herrick said.
Donald Duck has four previous drunk driving convictions, according to Dumb As A Blog