|“Very hot” in Texas: Kenneth Clyde Jackson decided it would be a good idea to work in the nude.|
Jeeze, whatever happened to just whistling while you work?
Texas police looking into a possible break-in instead found a seemingly intoxicated employee catching up on tasks over the weekend — while drunk, stoned, and stark naked.
Fort Worth police officers checked an open door at the Regal Plastics warehouse found an unclothed, 55-year-old Kenneth Clyde Jackson, reports Alice Wolke at MyFoxDFW.com.
Jackson, who works for the company, was completely nude and had the odor of alcohol on his breath, according to the police report.
When asked why he wasn’t wearing any clothes, Jackson responded it was because he was “very hot.”
The police officer asked Jackson for his identification, and was given permission to get it out of the glove compartment in Jackson’s truck.
If that sounds like a big mistake, it was. The cop found not only Jackson’s ID, but about three-quarters of an ounce of marijuana and a pipe in Jackson’s vehicle.
The man was covered, arrested for marijuana possession, and taken to jail.