|Police claim this seized pot pipe was made from a toilet plunger. Babe-a-licious reporter Joleen Chaney of KFOR-TV holds the plunger pipe above.|
Police in Kingfisher County, Oklahoma, made an unusual marijuana bust after pulling over a truck with a broken taillight. They claim the driver was making a pot run that started in California but only made it as far as Kingfisher, and was carrying — along with a bunch of weed — a pipe made from a toilet plunger.
“I got enough that he’s going to go away for a long time,” a deputy said with unsavory glee, reports Joleen Chaney of KFOR-TV.
There was supposedly enough marijuana and associated paraphernalia “to fill an evidence room,” including jars of cannabis police claim they seized after making the traffic stop.
“He was just acting a little bit funny, and my partner said he smelled burnt marijuana in the vehicle, and I told him I smelled green marijuana coming from the vehicle,” said Kingfisher County Deputy Eric Richardson. “He said that he did have marijuana in the floorboard.”
Cops claimed they found marijuana and empty beer cans (suddenly this all starts making more sense) inside the truck, and once their drug dog alerted to the trailer behind it, they found “several” mason jars and baby jars(?!) full of marijuana, as well as a pot pipe that was made out of a toilet plunger.
|Kingfisher County Deputy Eric Richardson: “He tried to explain that he’s from California, and he had a tax stamp at some point in California but then he misused it or mistreated his tax stamp, and they ended up taking it away.” Yeah. I know.|
Police arrested 47-year-old Tracy Lyons, claiming they also found a meth pipe with residue as well as “bath salts” (ah, now it makes even more sense), something they say people often smoke, snort, inject, or “mix with other narcotics.”
Deputies claim Lyons said he at one time had permission to have the marijuana for medicinal purposes, but that his California authorization had expired.
“He tried to explain that he’s from California, and he had a tax stamp[?!] at some point in California but then he misused it or mistreated his tax stamp, and they ended up taking it away,” Richardson said.
What the FUCK is this moron talking about? A “tax stamp”? Holy Christ, Oklahoma, please train your dumb-ass police officers before another one of them makes a fool of himself in public, OK?
Lyons has bonded out of jail, and he’s facing “several charges.”