| “Jebby” Bush. |
Former governor wants Florida to stay kid-friendly. You know, like Disney World. That’s why people shouldn’t vote yes on Amendment Two in November. In a statement released yesterday, Dubya’s brother put it this way:
“Florida leaders and citizens have worked for years to make the Sunshine State a world-class location to start or run a business, a family-friendly destination for tourism and a desirable place to raise a family or retire.”
“Allowing large-scale, marijuana operations to take root across Florida, under the guise of using it for medicinal purposes, runs counter to all of these efforts.”
Apparently in his retirement, Bush missed Florida Man’s rapid ascent into meme superstardom. Nope — even though we’ve got the theme parks, this place has never been known as savory or safe. You wouldn’t want Florida Man to babysit your kids.
Read the rest of Florida’s Allie Conti’s report over at the Broward-Palm Beach New Times.