| Psychonaut |
| Plane ticket to your inner mind, also known as LSD. |
A Washington man on a psychedelic bender was busted raising hell all across the small community of Roy earlier this month, in which his hallucinogenic journey led him down a debaucherous path to committing several home invasions, robbery and even forcing someone at gunpoint to take him to a local fast food joint.
Reports indicate that officers were first called out in late September to a residence where the property owner claimed to have found a man sitting in his barn holding a single black rubber boot. The man, who police later identified as 23-year-old George Jacobson, did not communicate with the farmer other than to engage in some bizarre actions, including putting his hand in the air as though he was summoning a higher power. However, when the farmer told Jacobson that he was seconds away from sic’ing the dogs on him, he got scared and dashed off into the night.
Yet, rather than find a suitable place to enjoy the drugs that had fried his brain, Jacobson sought refuge in a nearby house and pulled a gun on the female occupant. It was here that he began trying to explain himself, but nothing he said made sense – it was just some mindless rambling about her “mean neighbor.” The woman, who had every reason to believe she was about to be raped and murdered by this Technicolor slingblade, attempted to defuse the situation by asking Jacobson what he wanted. Waving his gun around like a lunatic, Jacobson demanded that she make him a sandwich, and then proceeded to explain to her about his spiritual journey that entailed carrying around a black boot full of jewels.
Moments later, the woman’s husband came home to find his wife being harassed by a seemingly dangerous intruder. Luckily, he was able to convince Jacobson to go for a ride, where he forced him out of the car at the end of the driveway. Although the police were called in on this particular incident, as well, officers did not have any success locating the crazy culprit. The insanity would rest until several days later on October 3.
That is when police began receiving reports of a man breaking into cars all over town. Not only was Jacobson ransacking and robbing the vehicles, but he also managed to take one of them on a high-speed joyride before colliding with a ditch several miles up the road. Yet, not even a crash was enough to stop Jacobson’s path of destruction. He jumped out of the car and stormed into a nearby residence, where he pointed a gun at a man and demanded that he take him to McDonalds so he could get something to drink.
Of course, not wanting to start the day off with a bullet to the brain, the man obliged Jacobson’s request and then dropped him off further down the road. Fortunately, police finally caught up with the hooligan and escorted him to jail. During questioning, Jacobson told police that although he was partial to methamphetamine, he had recently whipped up a batch of bad acid that blacked him out for a week. The only details of the rampage Jacobson claimed to remember were stealing a car and having a “nice man” take him through a McDonald’s drive-thru.
Incidentally, Jacobson was brought up on a myriad of charges, and is currently being held in the Pierce County Jail on $1 million bond.
Mike Adams writes for stoners and smut enthusiasts in High Times, Playboy’s The Smoking Jacket and Hustler Magazine. You can follow him on Twitter @adamssoup and on Facebook/mikeadams73.