A Massachusetts woman is suing FedEx after a package of pot was mailed to her house and the delivery company gave out her address to the actual recipients.
|U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)|
|I don’t feel like a terrorist just because I smoke weed. Do you?|
You knew it would come to this, right? Lest you think those hard-working goons at the Department of Homeland Security are slacking in their jobs — you know, spying on your everyday activities — it has been revealed that the domestic surveillance agency has been scouring your online postings for, among other things, the word “marijuana.”