|Photo: Colorado Springs Independent
|Rep. Mark Waller: “I spoke at an event about medical marijuana. My reward: ranch dressing smeared all over my car.”
Colorado state Rep. Mark Waller claims a recent salad dressing assault on his car may have been a reprisal for his stand against medical marijuana dispensaries.
“I spoke at an event about medical marijuana,” Waller posted on Facebook of his salad dressing disaster. “My reward: ranch dressing smeared all over my car. Gotta love it!”
Mark, I suspect that wasn’t your reward simply for speaking. I would suggest, sir, it was your reward for speaking stupidly.
Rep. Waller’s latest salad setback is reported by Alan Prendergast in Westword
, our sister blog in the Village Voice Media empire.
While there’s certainly nothing wrong with the schadenfreude of a good condiment calamity — I mean, who isn’t up for a good sauce setback? — it may not have been marijuana activists who did the ranch-dressing rowdiness.
“That’s the last thing we need to do,” a member of Colorado Springs Medical Cannabis Council told the Colorado Springs Gazette
. “Not only that, but I’m not 16 anymore.”
“At least they didn’t break out the big guns and go blue cheese or Thousand Island!” wisecracked Jeff Clayton on Facebook.