Author William Breathes

When passing marijuana off to an inmate in custody in a courtroom, one should of course be keenly aware of things like video cameras in said courtroom. But one should also be sure that the intended recipient is not a bumbling moron who will quickly get busted with the contraband.
Apparently Dennis Delasbour didn’t get either of things right, though we do commend him for looking out for a bro in need of a buzz despite the stupidity and riskiness of his actions.

Colorado Springs, Colorado is one of the state’s largest medical marijuana markets. And El Paso County, where it’s located, voted in favor of Amendment 64 which legalized personal use and cultivation of small amounts of cannabis, albeit by just ten votes.
Nevertheless, the Springs city council is likely to issue a de facto ban on recreational pot sales later today, with the deciding vote against allowing them likely to be cast by councilmember Don Knight. Denver Westword has the rest on Knight and his rationale — and a bizarre animated video in which he features.

Kids meal toy prizes from fast food restaurants sure have gotten cooler since I was a Happy Meal-eating child.
Police in Dundee, Michigan earlier this week arrested a 23-year-old Burger King employee after a family found a packed ganja pipe in their grandson’s kid’s meal. The family from Detroit immediately called the police instead of pulling back through the drive through and demanding they fix their mistake like everyone else does when a restaurant fucks up their take out order.